ZEROEVILDARKCOOL's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Stoner Bros (Crap)]

Hello

-A Surprise Review-

Hey this is a good demo,even though I was never a Demo person. I can't wait for the whole movie to come out. I remember when Super Stoner Bros was just a cross over but look at it now,it's getting It's own real flash movie mabey even a series! And now we know pre-loaders we should get a boast in our ratings,jsut hope it's enough for our flash movies to make it to the front page.

-K7

[NG is Under Attack! Pt.1]

Hello

-Too Bad-

I wish my Robotic Eskimos Series was good enough to fight.

-K7

[Stick Slayer Episode 7]

Hello

-Wow-

Incredible,amazing,I love it,the cameos the humor! This is what I wanted to see you do the whole time. I rarely ever use explanationpoints in my reviews,but this is incredible,and the cameos!
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-The Cameos From Best Least Best-

Nothing is the worst! I don't want to insult any of the animators who made these charecters,and I just want to let you know I love all your' charecters and there styles. Keep in mind this was realy close and hard to decide.

1. Parks (College University)

2. Pico (Pico)

3. Stick Slayer Says A "All Your' Base Are Belong To Us" Thing. (All Your' Base Are Belong To Us)

4. Clock Crew (Clock Crew)

5. Robber Guy (I Have no idea)
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-Let Me Go On-

I'm so happy you finnaly made a good plot! The animation is incredible and pretty much the rest of the effort. I also like alot of the things they say in this. Like parks knocking over gas tanks and saying
"What the hell is this soposed to acomplish?". Wait a minute,how the hell did you get the creator of "College University" involved with this? If he's a fan of sick slayer so am I! Even thhought I'm still pissed with "Eskimo Bob" dieing in episode four. Don't worry everyone some animators saved there' creatoins. If you look "Behinde The Scenes"
like I did becase I was there with my "Robotic Eskimo" charecters wacthing from a distance. Well the "Robber Guy" dies for real. When parks said "We're All Going To Die!" that was actualy a activation code for invincability recoveration and it turns off, andwhen he says "Beer" it is disactivated. Wait I just got behinde the scenes of "Stick Slayer Episode four" and after
"Eskimo Bob" is eaten,at the end of the episode "Eskimo Bob" shoots a hk-a-sa-ka-na in his stomach and it rips opens and the original "Stick Slayer" dies. Than a back up copy of the "Stick Slayer" is activated in a almost exact likenes of stick slayer. Why do you think the old "Stick Slayer"s' hiar was red and the new one is dirty blonde? This "Flash" movie must have taken a year to make,incredible effort. Oh yeah and only the fake clocks die,the real ones are five times stronger than "Stick Slayer" so they survive. Also there are asome battle scenes.
Bravo,finnaly great work from you! I almost forgot,Tom and Wade blasted the stick figures that attacked Pico with there extreamly high "Newgrounds" power levels,ten and sixteen to be exact. The ending was wrong! "Stick Slayer" "Flash" movies not "Just Stick Movies" there the best Anti-Stick "Flash movies ever! I say make this your' last one I mean I has to be for these reasons.
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-Resons This Should Be Your' Last "Stick Slayer" "Flash" Movies-

1. He destroyed the stick king.

2. It was the greatest and ultiment fight.

3. He sacraficed his own life to destroy all the sticks.

4. If you never make a good one like this again you'll be remembered as nothing.
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-Adding On To Reson Four-

I mean think about it,you'r a GOD in the eyes of all flash animators. And I ralely ever use all capitol letters with one word. Make this your' last please,don't make another episode and call it your' last becase it would suck without the cameos you put in this one.
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-Let Me Go On-

Basicly,this is one of the best flash movies I have ever Seen. I have wacthed this over onehundred times before I got slightly board of it. You go work on
"Power Of The Geek" some more,ok? Before I end this review I want to say agian,this was asome. Thanx so much for putting so much time into it. Wow,my longest review ever. Yay.

-K7

[Power of the Geek part 3]

Hello

-No Wonder You'r Not Married-

You think if the girl has money she'll be happy? Girls need.....wait is she a bitch? Oh ok,whatever I did'nt see that at first. Ok,I'm going to review some more of your' flash movies.

-K7

[Power of the Geek part 2]

Hello

-Still-

It's still seems pretty pointless,work on this plot it's dieing here. I hope you fix it in time.

-K7

[Power of the Geek part 1]

Hello

-Yeah-

I wish. I've also noticed somthing,you use virtual effects to often. You may think it makes your' movies better,but have you ever wacthed cartoons on the television? They rarely ever use virtual effects. It makes there movies to "Show Of" like. It realy seems un-profesinal. I also sugguest you work on a better plot and stop with the effects.

-K7

Ben-Spurgin responds:

I assume by "virtual effects" you mean the Swift 3D graphics. Funny that you mention that on a movie with no 3D in it at all...
The reason cartoons on television don't have 3D is because it is expensive. That is why you only see it on really popular shows like Futurama and big budget movies. What would happen if George Lucas had never decided to "show off"?

[SSVsXX(FinalFight)Part1]

Hello

-Yawn-

Kind of boring could have been more too it. "Flash" animators should concintrate on a plot,instead of working so hard with fancy effects. And I'm sick of this "To be continued" crap.

-K7

[Stick Slayer vs Xiao Xiao]

Hello

-Two Words-

Good point.

-K7

[Stick Slayer: Episode Six]

Hello

-One Qestion-

Why did you kill "Eskimo Bob" in episode four?

-K7