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[Sonic the Flash Movie]

ANIMATED FAN FIC

It feels I’m reading a low quality animated fan fic because there are no voices. Pushing the spacebar and or just sitting there and let letting the text or voices go by at gradual pace. The screen size should be bigger for a general audience. The dialouge isn't straight foward and often confusing for the unforgiving reader as opposed to funny or what ever you were trying to be. The sound isn't looped so it just stops if you don't hit the space bar fast enough. "Labyrinth Zone" isn't called "Local Pool”. The sprites don't blend in with each other, being from differnt games and completely different sprite styles. It needs more style to be accepted by a wider audience. The violence is immature and more gore could be used. Interactivty and easter eggs don't hurt. Sonic can’t die by going in between two blocks unless something is moving though I hate that fucking Spring Yard Zone because I go too fast for the game and I get squished in between the moving blocks going UP. But I digress.

TheBlox responds:

I said it once, I'll say it again. I when my computer crashed, the file got damaged, and I lost the voices. There 'was' voices on it already, but most voices were deleted from the hardrive problem. I also didn't want to get everyone to do their voice part all over again.

[STAR WARS Gangsta Rap 2]

LAME

The Star Wars Gangsta Rap was 1980's rap this is 1990's rap and It's not a contiunation AND the animation sucks.

[8 Bit D&D]

WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS

It's mostly about the sound from the intro to the credits. The anime isn't funny because it isn't real people turning into demons. The sprites aren't edited smoothly nor blend to each other. 8 BIT D&D is style with cheese.

[StarWars:The Rebel Threat]

TAKE IT FAST

I don't understand why you had the chilche Star Wars indoduction when it was only one scene. I could understand if the indroduction was ten seconds instead of a minute and the same with credits but come on now. Darth Vader's voice sounds kind of off, maybe you should use the voice changer. Darth Vader wouldn't be doing interigation's either, he's way too high for that shit. You should try to utlitize other characters instead of wasting Darth Vader. The whole movie doesn't feel like there was alot done dispite all you've done for it and it's slow paced. You could do better than this.

[The Ultimate Showdown]

MARVELOUS

The one thing it's missing is The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, if you included them I would've gave you all 10's. Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater is the greatest one of them all without question.

[littleFoot]

LITTLEFOOT IS INCREDIBLE

There have been many animations since the history of animating began. They would always follow the next cartoon, include lame gags that aren't really that funny, and even though they're paid they will still try to be choppy to move around actually doing anything. You don't have this problem. You make a good animation with spirit. Even when nothings going on. So I tip my hat off to you, sir. You are one of the hundred few who are this type of animator, let me tell you. You're one of the best, you'd better keep up the good work!

[Justice League Tribute]

THE CHALLNEGE OF GUS SALDANHA

The characters and research is solid but the frame rate is unimpressive.

I simply love what you've done with The Green Lantern and Aquaman. Super Friends meets The Superman Animated Series. I thought Justice League was pretty lame for giving us John Stewart and freak Aquaman and then turning around and giving us Justice League Unlimited along with John Stewert with a new haircut and the same old Aquaman. It's really cool that you did this, man.

[Batman : Mr. Freeze]

"nanananana" Batman

I loved everything about it but the voice acting needs improvement.

As far as suggestions go, maybe you should go back to the very beginning with Alfred Stryker in Detective Comics #27 May 1939. Or Bruce Wayne’s first girl who was actually his Fiancé before The Batman took over his life in Detective Comics #31 September 1939. If you do another The Joker you should include Harley Quinn from September1992’s The Batman Animated Series. If you want to do only the major villains in chronological order you’re too late since Mr. Freeze (Who was actually called Mr. Zero until the 1966 TV show when the people behind the Animated Series went with their childhood memories of Mr. Zero as opposed to the dull 1959 version and name) premiered in Detective Comics #121 in 1959 but you can catch yourself if you do a Clay Face who was the next major villain to appear after The Joker in Detective Comics #40. The Catwoman who was originally an ordinary girl in the same comic The Joker appeared in the Spring of 1940 in “Batman #1” who was actually called “The Cat” in this version. But that’s just me.

[Captain Capitalism]

CUNT

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