ZEROEVILDARKCOOL's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mutant Ninja Turtles EP03]

FUCKING AWESOME

I loved how you brought humor back to the turtles and made Michelangelo seem funny, cool, and a party dude again instead of Rapheal's butt buddy. Donatello is smart and does machines instead of being a fucking faggot. Rapheal is cool but rude. He's cool like that, yo. I know you say these are Mutant Ninja Turtles but they act far more like teenagers than the new Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles are. They are like Jackie Chan adventures and this shit goes somewhere with its plot. The only problem I had was that they never seem battle-damged. It is ok if you have their ninja masks torn apart but only if it happened in a fight. I hope the next one is more violent. COWABUNGA, DUDES!

[Another New Bunny]

That's so wrong.

Nice ending!

[newgrounds the legend]

Wow.

Good movie. You make Tom look all mystical and shit even though he's such a scrawny guy in this..

[Madness Depredation]

VIOLENCE

It's another cheap flash animation that uses the same cheap move-graphic-to-next-frame cheap trick. With violence. FUCKING AWESOME. I know peoples who watch this shit must sit the fuck down and try to enjoy the movie where the "Hero" dies. It's unexpected, I don't see this in even todays big company pictures.

To BBJermey: The definition of protagonist doesn't include reference to the character, asshole.

[Mr. T Vs Superman Part 3]

Fucking Awesome Again Again

That was so fucking sweet. Great series, man. If you quit that's ok. If you come back that's great, too. Keep your style and everything the same though. I love it and it's very original and well animated. Most people just put up one picture and have them going through their flash movies with just one picture with a style like this, but you've put in alot of effort to collect a vast library of Mr.T and crew pictures. You also aint goin out like a sucka with yo style just because some fuckhead on newgrounds is all like "OMG UR STYLE SUXORS NOOB". You a true fucking vet, G. Not trying to be the same B-Rate anime-wannabe creator dickheads I usually see destroy Newgrounds with their boring plots and dry sense of humor. ONE probalo I had with this was that the bubbles would sometimes go too foo-err-"Too Fast". It's hard to narrate for others if you're reading for them, and if you fuck up that's it. Ruins it a little bit. If you read to yourself you're fine, especially if you're familiar with your works. I'd let every bubble go on for nine or ten seconds instead of what you've got going now. If you time them depending on how many words there are or for effect, add just one or two seconds. It won't hurt your movies or make me want to commit suicide with ridiculous.. I'll call 'em.. "Bubble-Times." You trick me. I thought it was really over at the end and even scanned through your movies for five seconds looking for a “Mr.T VS Superman” alternate-ending until I heard a tune and went back to your movie to find myself laughing my ass off with Wayne and Garth coming in as a surprise-cameo. Jawsome! It’s been good bubble times with your movies and I hope inspiration strikes your soul soon. Excellent movie. Excellent Mega Happy Ending…. OR IS IT?

[Mr. T Vs Superman Part 2]

Fucking Awesome Again

Yo, yo, yo. The only beef I had with this was that Super Man wasn't an evil bitch. I thought to myself "What up with this?" Then I chilled. Remembering "Vs" can define a team up, dead for real. John Cena is the man who will take you down, make your frown. Throw them skeletons like bean bags in this town. Don't MESS around. Thumbs not down. Thumbs all the way up, and I am down. Check it, check it. Word.

[Potter Puppet Pals 2!]

LOL!

Awesome, but too awesome. The reason this one doesn't live up to the first ones name is because the first one was cheap and funny. As for this one, it's pretty cheap but not as cheap. Thus, it's not as funny. Hey! I know! The best things come in threes! This one sucks, but make a third!

[Free Your Mind : Foamy The Squirrel]

The Saga Continues

I think Foamy's air time was just right. Or something. Oh and get that girl to do some more killing, otherwise this is something I'd see on Nick JR.

[Perfect Kirby 3.1]

You make Kirby fans proud.

This is near perfect, though their outlines are a bit too light. The sound is a REEEAL bitch at 4:00AM, constantly highering and lowering the volume to the point where you have to hold the speaker up to your ear just ruined it. I consider you fixing that. Your style is orginal, I'm glad you didn't just copy off of the "KIRBY: Right Back At Ya!" I still think Peach could've been a whole lot more sexah though.

[Mario Brothers - Part III]

8-Bit Gets Serious

You've done the impossible, congradulations. I never went from laughing my ass off to crying in a Flash movie before, especialy not 8-bit. Whoa, you called him Koopa? Hehe, how much more old school can you get? ^-^ Nice work of sound effects, that's one of my favorite parts. I love how you didn't make it like it was DIRECTLY from a video game. OH SHIT, HE COMES BACK TO LIFE!?? YOU SUCK!!! YOU CAN'T TRASFER LIVES UNTIL Super Mario World!!!! T_T Oh shit, nevermind. I really gotta see the whole movie before reveiwing, eh? I'll raise your style up a notch since Luigi didn't make it like happy-happy movies. Your movies are so random, I love them. Fuck custom sprties, you still made it man. Don't let anyone else tell you what to make. Thumbs up.