ZEROEVILDARKCOOL's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Thing-Thing 2]

Marvelous!

The simplicity of Wink with GUNS.

[Dennis Hopper Soundboard]

Cheap

Not enough words and mostly lame quotes.

[Megaman Power Ball Demo]

STRONG BUTT BAD

Overly interactive game that is missing the basics of the original pong and the style of pong of today's console generation.

HankChill responds:

You make no sense bud.

"missing the basics of the original pong"?? You're shitting me, right? You have to be retarded if you can't see that this is BASED OFF OF PONG; where the hell would you think I get the grounds of it?

And there is no pong on today's 'console generation'. The last Pong game that came out was like 7 years ago for the Playstation.

Next time know what you're talking about before writing a review or comment.

[Family Guy:Soundboard]

SEMI-LMAO!!

This needs alot more sounds to be a truly great sound board. I recommend more effort in the graphics as well; try doubling the pencils thickness by two, smooth, and magnetized. You can also import Family Guy images into the movie then trace them. Seriously, I feel like I'm playing an 8-Bit video game, watching Charlie Brown, and watching an 80's public service announcement all at once when I see the Family Guy picks. You should also add random characters in miscellaneous. Ugh, and the way you make the buttons are cleary second rate. The sounds are also WAY too loud at times, than WAY too low at times. You could've done better...

*crashes, manican air bags pop out*

ALRIGHT.

[Ray - Part 1]

YES!

I'm a fucking serial killer, nigga. Love you teaching the kids that being a serial killer is the best path to take in life. Hell, you even made everyone in the movie South park kids.

[Megaman X Next - Demo]

Dern birds...or toaster...

Damn, those fucking flying bird things are almost impossible to hit. More anoying than challanging. I saw your work on IRA before, good work. I also like the "Test" effect you choose, it's fucking hilarious.

maelstormm responds:

No problem. I'll tweak the baddies a hair more. I figured the test thing would make sure everyone knew this was only a demo. Thanks :)

[Fire Man - Incoming Storm]

IRA, I would just like to say HOLY CRAP!!!!!!

Like I said on the forums...

This is a DEAD AWESOME game with an ORGINAL way to play Megaman games. Something Capcom hasn't gone off their butts and done in a while. First with bouncing Forte across the room, now locks to open. This is HARD, too. Something Capcom hasn't done for me since the early 90's. You never cease to amaze me...kinda makes me want to make a flash game. Damn, where'd I put that action script book?

I just wanna know how many programs/flash add-ons did you use for this? It's really smooth with a nice speed (See PRODJECT X with the speed that's slower than my grandma).

A FEW things wrong with it, though. It looks more like kids playing with fire works all over the building rather than it exploding and/or being attacked. Plus, I can't really get the feeling of seriousness with 8-bit sprites (Same with sprites that don't blend in with each other). Its kinda glitch-y and you should consider making your own custom music for extra cool-ness.

Oh, and the highscore board isn't working on Newgrounds.

Awesome game IRA, I give it 6 and half little K7's out of 7.

iragination responds:

Yo K7. Actually I'll be happy if the highscores work fine at least in my own site XD

[Megaman vs Metroid]

"Gravity Samus" or something?

It's a good game and all, except for the jumping speed. It felt like I was in Gravity Man's or Star Man's stage. I guess that's supposed to be the atmosphere there. I also kind of enjoyed the challenge of patterns, not robot masters tri-humping the crap out of you. I could take Samus down just by constantly shooting at her, like those crap give-away robot masters. Remember: "complex" patterns and defense, complex patterns and defense. No tri-humping. Ooo...unless it's some sort of Hanta...

[Megaman Next - The Game]

Eh

It needs Improvments. The text is too big, the colors don't match, the spites don't match, the music is low quality and cheap, the controls are difficult to operate, and the story isn't too good either.

Here's what you should remember. Megaman has four basic controls: "start", "jump", "shoot", and the control pad used to move. If you could'nt make charge shots with action script using one key, you should've made him fire normal shots like Megaman does in Megaman 1, 2, and 3.

If I were you (knowing how to program action script good, and all), I'd just start from scratch and make a Megaman game. I wouldn't mind if it was short and sweet, either. Like only three stages, but with excellent style and quality. Eh, it's just a suggestion.

Anywho, my overall rating is: "eh".

maelstormm responds:

Eh? Is this a review for my game? I thought I had already explained all of this a hundred times before. Oh well, what's one more...
I'm not sure what you mean by the sprites don't match. If you mean the sprites compared to the stages, then yes, you are correct. The filesize is 4.98 meg's big, now I'll give you a moment to think about what that works out to on this site.
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Okay, moments up. This site's filesize is... "5 meg's". Now I don't know how good you are with numbers or computer terms but let me show you a real quick math equation...
"5.00 - 4.98 = 0.02" or in this case that means 20 kilobytes is left free before I exceed the filesize. Now, what can I do with 100 stage sprites, 12 songs, and god knows how may character sprites with 20kb of space? Answer : ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SIGNIFICANT. I hope that explains better to you why I used max compression on the songs and did the stage backgrounds at half resolution.
Next up, the controls. Megaman by Capcom does control how you said, this is true. However, I informed you several times before you played the game that Megaman by Wade does NOT control like that. I don't like the charge/fire princible capcom used, so I changed it to suit ME better. The special weapons, I slacked a bit on, so I apologize again about their layout and will update them sometime.
I can't argue with your opinion on the story, some think it's the best Mega's ever had, other's think it sucked. I can't please everyone :(
There will be other single run stages made for Mega and his friends as my comic plods along.

Thanks for the review, and please read the comments in the game and on the site for clips. Most of the time author's will answer your questions or explain why they did what they did, as is the case here.

[A FF FlashRPG]

Now this is a good game

Great game, though the sound could use some work. The graphics obviously did'nt blend in, but the joke makes up for it. No plot video games that just let you kick ass are the best. Great game, dude! DAMN YOU WORLD WIDE OW!